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Zmykam

szedłem krok po kroku
do kolegi z roku
szedłem po chodniku
przy akademiku
zjadłem rybę z puszki
i słone paluszki
to było niemało
pić mi się zachciało
a na domiar złego
chciałem zajść do niego
posłuchać muzyki
dobre ma głośniki
gdy otworzył mi drzwi
płacząc powiedział mi
wzmacniacz ma zepsuty
przerobić na druty

wieczór zapadł wcześnie
mamy jesień w mieście
o tej porze roku
krótko jest do zmroku
siedzę na tapczanie
przyglądam się ścianie
na ścianie są kwiatki
to cień od firanki
nie zchodząc z tapczanu
piję wodę z kranu
dużo się nalało
pół szklanki zostało
nudno jak cholera
nie ta atmosfera
nie chcę tutaj siedzieć
wolę iść do siebie

w pokoju mrok
na ścianie cień
wypiję to
i nie ma mnie

pora iść do siebie
u mnie jest jak w niebie

nie chcę tutaj siedzieć
wolę być u siebie

2009.10.02
 

Midnight Fever

pushy girls and nasty boys
clubbing midnight making noise
filling up the night with bray
in mc donalds making fray

boobless girls and gutless boys
clubbing midnight making noise
dancing to a drum and bass
messing up and smashing place

pushy girls and nasty boys
clubbing midnight making noise
filling up the air with bray
bitching about being gay

boobless girls and gutless boys
clubbing midnight making noise
punching themselves in their faces
laughing at me wearing braces

2012.07.14
 

Groszki

doktor mi zapisał proszki
proszki jakby ktoś miał do mnie
mam je łykać co dzień po dzień
by mi było tu wygodniej

mam czerwone na piłkarzy
i zielone na tych z ziołem
niebieskie na udupionych
i białe na śpiących społem

żółte na tych co pierdolą
oranżowe dla tych żadziej
czarne na leżących płazem
i brązowe na z dnia na dzień

odkąd łykam wszystkich widzę
w takiej samej barwie szarej
nie podskoczę nie zaczepiam
jestem w europie starej

gdy mnie biją przytakuję
kiedy leją to chcę więcej
taki bity im pasuję
podają mi wtedy ręce

strach mnie bierze gdy pomyslę
że mógł bym je przestać brać
bym się wkurwił i powiedział
to na co mnie mówić stać

czerwony by dopierdolił
zielony by poczęstował
niebieski nauczył dobrze
a biały by przecwelował

żółty by zapiszczał z cicha
orażowy beknął głośniej
czarny by polecił innym
żeby byli bezlitośni

albo właśnie co najgorsze
zapisali by mi proszki
ktore robią gdy łykane
z mojej bańki wzorek w groszki

2018.04.02
 

London

w brytyjskim bajzlu chujowo się czuję
wszyscy grają role a ja improwizuję

gdy jadę autobusem w nieznane rejony
to zawsze jest tam pusto nikogo z każdej strony

gdy chodzę drogą często to w krótce się zapełnia
jak asfalt w wąchocku tłum zwija się gdy pełnia

wystawy oglądam i po sklepach błądzę
lecz nigdzie niestety nie ma co kupić za pieniądze

w sklepie szampony, garsonki, opaski
tu kupisz rzeczy tylko dla laski

a praca wre, wszystko wydajesz na rachunki
albo jakieś proste codzienne sprawunki

sezon ogórkowy widać w sklepach z płytami
gdy czasy są chujowe lepiej śpiewajcie sami

posse się przyczepia gdy siądę na chwilę
chętnie by najebał to pewnie nekrofile

nie mieszczę się w ciuchy zmniejszyli dwa iks elki
tu siuksi projektują to indianin niewielki

indianin niewielki chce nosic dwa iks elki
dlatego pozmniejszali by mieli też i mali

hinduscy skelpikarze zmówili się w kupie
funtów nie przyjmują pewnie wolą rupie

resztę źle wydają to pogmatwana praca
to jest tylko mój problem gdy reszta się nie zgadza

chemia spożywcza to jedna wielka ściema
kule opadają a ładnych dziewczyn nie ma

jak są to noszą fleki jakaś nowa bajka
pewnie chcą by komuś do skina stała pałka

nocni klubowicze i kluby bembnią nocą
rząd ich ogranicza i grają z mniejszą mocą

czekają na autobus w porannych godzinach
wszyscy jak nie szczają to leżą w szczynach
próbują się załapać bez kasy do busu
ciężko im wytłumaczyć, że rano nie ma czasu

tysiąc funtów kary za psa wisi na słupie
laski na ulicy gmerają się w psiej kupie

budynki wyburzaja tak stare że aż szpecą
z tym jednym trochę potrwa trafili na żelbeton

z nudów tu można usnąć czekając aż coś się zmieni
lecz lepiej być obcym tutaj niż obcym w swojej ziemi

mógłbym mieszkać na wsi i jeść pączki z mlekiem
ale mieszkam w kraju gdzie gnój wygrywa z człowiekiem

pozdrowienia od genia
z tego zakątku bez porządku

gdzie radox paradox od zmierzchu do brzasku
kręci bicze z piasku

gdzie pablo niejadlo w podartych porach
mowi ślepym o kolorach

w mieście gdzie ludki zielone
grają w wista o domy

chciałbyś przyłączyć lecz powiem ze smutkiem
nic z tego kolego bo ty nie jesteś zielonym ludkiem

2018.12.01
 

Three Brothers and the Princess

Aleksander Hrabia Fredro

translated by Laffik

evening dark, grandma grey
at the chimney's telling tale

hook shaped nose and dimmed glasses
telling bullshit to the masses

telling fables telling stories
about princes Pussylores

and three brothers - not so many
and about their borthel mommy

telling old events again
behind window cold and rain

sit around here boys and chicks
pussyfuckers and old pricks

have listen very well
behind window cold and rain

home is warm and far from wind
hands off trousers be so kind

or i'll call mommy for raw
hush and focus! here we go!

behind forest behind hills
behind lakes and behind springs

before time and before ages
king was living rich and gracious

he was benign he was kind
though having lot of worries

'cause of princess - Pussylores

she was good and she was nice
but much often giving ass

and she's giving each and all
to the short and to the tall

to the knights and to carpenters
sometimes even to a painters

all the day long and all the night
she was thinking about the shaft

king was telling her pointlessly
she should have some limits lastly

'cause it is bad and moral grime
when miss shags all the time

it was all just pointless talk
cause she had it not enough

all were fucked so many times
even priests even chaplains

once her twat was itching best
so she fucked the bishop priest

when he fucked her week
she went to give on the street

and from borthels in dynasty
to the king in his majesty

from the all of hookers nation
whores come in delegation

the one fucked most numerous times
felt on knees in front of thrones

crying cries with hardly taming
said: "our lord and our king!

you were ruling many years
being father for borthels

all good customs there are falling
`cause of Pussylores whoring

on the street and all for free
which puts us in bankruptcy

no one wishes to fuck us
having her free of cost ass"

king perceptive of their sobbing
ordered bank to give them coin

one for each out from his case
then he went back to his place

and was sitting there all day
till his balls become grey

by night he called astrologist
who was serving in the fortress

to let him find by checking skies
some solution some good ways

that would do make Pussylores
at her good will or by forces

back to limits of good breeding
or if this will not work nothing

let her at last in her sphere
take lovers for tete a tete

so the prophet took spy glass
and checked out princesses ass

measured snatch of Pussylores
and went lock himself in towers

he was so absorbed with aim
so distracted at the time

that while looking in the skies
he was shitting in his pants

spinning, moving telescope
soon went back with horoscope

and said:

"very sad news unfortunately
stars on skies had given to me

there is no stop for the princess
there is no cure for her madness

unless we will found some fucker
strong fucker over the fuckers

who would fuck her hard that make
that her muff completely break

break to pieces all apart
kindle fire kindle light

then princess will liberate
being free out of her fate

and become virgin and neat
with her little tiny clit"

king although crying of worries
told imprison Pussylores

to stop her fray
there she's getting day by day

apart from the great catering
thousand candles for her playing

also full barrel of smear
but it's not enough for her

she is crying making fuss:
"not enooouuugh for my puss!"

it was announced to the all
who will rescue her from dole

he will get as the reward
kingdoms half with her on board

so there are arriving fuckers
there are wizards miracle makers

there are warriors there are knights
up to fuck the princess nice

each is trying out his luck
and even they were hard as fuck

soon it all became too pointless
because it was nought for princess

by the time heralds was spreading
in the country in writing and speaking

all the news that were so weird
spreading this news far away

till it come to further lands
there behind lakes and mountains

little hovel was standing lone
in the hovel was living crone

living there with her three sons
who are best all over the world

each of them was smart and strong
each of them was different though

and there's none to wonder at
each was from a different dad

because in her younghood time
mother was whoring around

oldest son had very long dick
just like mace and the same thick

on the sides of dick were veins
just like very strong thick chains

there were some knots and grains strained on
his balls were like watermelons

and 'cause this pole was standing
all the time with no exaggerating

he was named the Thunderdick
other son was Pussylick

because much over just dicking
he was up to pussy-licking

and there was no master yet
to chase him up in pussy-minette

this sort of sons make mother happy
but sadly third one is scrappy

he was culprit of his kin
'cause his dick was really thin

thin and short just like a worm
and was not up to the norm

good if only once a month
he was fucking told by mom

and this way he's groping barely
brothers knew he was miserly

and so mother with time really
also started name him Silly

so their life is living good
not to rich and not too poor

because of two older boys
earning in their very own ways

ways were that and that was the meaning
older maids takes them for caring

also mother even old
giving ass and make it sold

for a pounder standing in toi
but the youngest Silly Boy

even though was liked by chicks
he was giving ass for pricks

and even though his mum was mad
never took a thing for that

and then also in their forest
news had came 'bout Pussylores

mother greedy for more money
calling Thunderdick for coming

and says: you my son
go and make it to be done

giant right obey to moms
went to dress up brand new pants

washed his dick and very shortly
went happily into country

and when he got to the central
soon he went up to dark cellar

where with candle with legs spread off
Pussylores's tossing her muff

his dick by now was standing straight
so he start fucking her tight

and the first stroke shortly paired
immediately second third

fourth and fifth and soon he does
whole of twelve hundreds of strokes

and he lost all of his tough
and for princess it's not enough

he was that completely frailed
that he couldn't get of her

and the castle servants has
to drag him of her by the ass

and they carried worn to frazzle
to hospital in the castle

and the princess's making fuss:
"not enooouuugh for my puss!"

quickly quickly fable is telling
not as fast as dick is standing

fable is telling time is flying
Thunderdick mother is waiting

she waits him before the supper
and there's none of motherfucker

and bad news has lastly came
taming up cries of her pain

Pussylicker mother's calling
and these words is sadly saying

brother, what is unbelievable
failed in aim of his achieval

his dick flattened cause of pricking
so you go try pussy-licking

Pussylicker very shortly
went happily into country

and when he got to the central
soon he went up to dark cellar

where with candle with legs spread off
Pussylores is tossing her muff

so he's grabbing her by ass
and he started to lick her puss

his tongue licking like a snake
in and out licking her flake

curling in out like spring
licking up pussy plaything

rolling like a spinning wheel
rolling out and rolling in

hour passing after hour
he is still licking her flower

and he lost all of his tough
and for princess it's not enough

he was that completely frailed
that he couldn't get of her

and the castle servants has
also drag him by the ass

and they carried worn to frazzle
to hospital in the castle

and the princess's making fuss:
"not enooouuugh for my puss!"

quickly quickly fable is telling
not as fast as dick is standing

fable is telling time is flying
Pussylicker mother is waiting

she waits him before the supper
and there's none of motherfucker

she is angry to the bone
that two of her sons has gone

"only child left! Silly Boy!"
Silly didn't care at all

once on sunday after meal
he was napping at the tree

something wakes him of nap so
something cuts him in the ball

checking and there's little lice
that on balls is making hikes

Silly was unzipping trousers
to kill her dead in liquid poisons

but here the lice dismaying
these words is faintly saying:

"why you demand my decease
please don't kill me, my boy, please

lice is also creature of almighty
which can't live with other policy

so she cut a ball constantly
please don't kill me so brutally"

Silly Boy think "it's not bad,
she won't surely eat me up."

"i don't need your cruel die
go with God my lovely lie"

and suddenly lice vanishes
and becoming a magician

wizard witch and so is saying
to a silly boy who's scaring:

"cause you were so good and nice
to a weak and little lice

and you let her go with soul
i will give you an award

i will now give you sure guides
how to fuck up princess nice

not much strength is not a problem
i will give self-fucking condom

that has had this unique rule
when you put it on your tool

and you order then instantly
condom fucks on permanently

with it's own and unique strength
but it can't be easy earned

ass is guarding to it doomed
to pedestrians still protruded

and from close or far length
with it's heat make all is burnt

and in all of her warm heats
the bum forces to be kissed

but when you go and shout the words
>let this fire now snuffs out!

kiss yourself you ugly but!<
then the fire will snuff out

and then slowly without problem
it will let you take the condom

for your goodness i can trace
for you path way to the ass

take this hank together with thy
it will show you all the way

throw on ground and go wherever
hank will rolling be, however

you remember always well
this magical words of spell"

here the wizard like a dream
vanished, dispersed like a steam

Silly stands up all contended
taking the hank all elated

and not saying word to mum
he vanishes from the home

quickly quickly fable is telling
not as fast as dick is standing

Silly walking no delays
getting through the lands and lands

passed hundred borders poles
he had gotten to the ass

that was fire blowing out
when he got close at a hand

to it hot more than you guess
his mysterious magic spells

Silly Boy there loudly shout
>kiss yourself you ugly but!<

then the ass becoming humbled
let take condom he demanded

so with condom being joyous
he is rushing to Pussylores

and when he got to central
soon he went up to the cellar

where with candle with legs spread off
Pussylores were tossing her muff

he dressed condom with eagerness
and here look! miracles! wonders!

dick that used to be like cake
in hundred dicks dissociates

each is thick just like a bar
each is tearing pussy apart

each becoming a steel hard
each is well long for three yards

all the dicks with their full powers
hit together on Pussylores

each is digging pussy hard
each is reaching to the heart

each inside the pussy knocks
each just fucks fucks and fucks

until princess Pussylores
fucked up well by this dick hordes

cause of fucking hardly alive
shouts: "pussyyyyyy break apart!"

and because of so huge friction
her ass warmed up to ignition

to extinguish all her fires
firemen shortly arrives

with the axes grapnels
sprinklers buckets

over all with inventories
that are used in case of fires

and after all excessive effort
she got snuffed out by the corp

this is shortly how the princess
liberated of circumstances

and become virgin and neat
with her tiny little clit

Silly Boy gotten award
kingdoms half with her onboard

king even though was old
was wanking off because of joy

without stopping seven days
till his balls undo the grey

even though he wasn't teen
next he made the wedding

of Pussylores and Silly Boy
i was invited to the joy

so like i said i've been there
eating drinking fucking well

having fun with each and all
until slept under the table

this is what a lice can do
and the legend ends here too

2019.01.28